You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!