Joke #5192

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.