You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!