You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!