Joke #5192

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.

Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.