Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?"
"Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
A statistician's wife had twins.
He was delighted.
He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician.
"Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean.
Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef.
They start debating how to open the can without can-opener.
Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it.
Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire.
Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."