Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
A: Me neither.
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A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old.
One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband.
It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me."
He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE