Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math?
A: Me neither.
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The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can.
Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Two random variables were talking in a bar.
They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?"
The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
What did one math book say to the other math book?
"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"