Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...