Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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