Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey.
How about you and me getting it on?
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The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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A: Cover me im going in!
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They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making.
The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!"
So the man runs into the bathroom.
Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her.
"Why are you naked?" he asks.
"Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you."
"Okay" the man replies "I'll go get ready."
He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.
"Who the f**k are you?" the man asks.
"I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."
The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!"
The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.
"Those little bastards!"
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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They both got fired.
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He smashed his his nose.
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Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
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Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
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Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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He willingly does so.
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He replies "BREASTS."