My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal.
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
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A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road.
The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
"We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do?" she asks.
Husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
"But it stinks!" she exclaims.
"So hold its nose!"
I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine.
Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?"
He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Why do people say 'Grow some balls?'
Balls are weak and sensitive.
If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.
Those things can take a pounding.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?"
Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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