Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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