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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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