Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.