Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.