Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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