Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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