Joke #5329

Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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