Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.