Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.