Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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