Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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