Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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