Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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