Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.