Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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