Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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