Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!