Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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