If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.