If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.