If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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