If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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