If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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