You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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