You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.