You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.