You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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