You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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