You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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