You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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