You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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