You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.