Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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