Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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