Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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