Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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