Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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