What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
A blond gave birth to two twins and continously crying.
A nurse asks her what's the problem.
She replies,"I don't know with whom I have the second baby..."
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car.
- Well, don't care and buy another car.
- Look inside the car!
- Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all.
- Look inside her mouth!!!
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.