What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? "There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replies. "Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggles and says, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them"
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
Q: Why was the blonde late for work? A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.