3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck. Three sit in the cab and one sits in the bed of the truck. The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots. Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them. "Where have you been?" they ask. Clearly frustrated, she responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tail gate!"