Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
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My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
A: She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
A blonde's house is on fire.
She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!"
Someone else yells, "Call 911!"
The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.”
“Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it.
While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up.
A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”