Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
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Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
Q: What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Black boxes.
Death: It's your time. give me your hand
Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die!
Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke.
If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
They forget the recipe.
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."