Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning?
A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Why does a man prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, "Look over there!"
They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says, "It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name."
The other blonde says, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out.
When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your boob is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"