Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner
"Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom."
The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob.
So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis.
So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!"
A: They were both blonds.
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons.
The instructor said, "I'll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you're doing."
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great.
At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. "What went wrong?"
The blonde said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."