Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop."
The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.