Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
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Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that."
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A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
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‘No, I just lie there.’
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.