Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!
Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.
One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.
He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"