Q:What did the black girl say while having sex?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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Me: My dick.
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.