Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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A:A high school math problem!
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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A: Because they can divide sin and cosine to get a tan!
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one.
Ok wait I got 66 problems.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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