Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories: 1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. 3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!