Joke #5447

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
Vote: has 46.18 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, "What is 2+2?" The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, "4." Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, "4.0" Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, "What do you want it to be?"
Vote: has 76.27 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: lawyer, math
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
Vote: has 67.63 % from 274 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, student, teacher
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
Vote: has 34.25 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
Vote: has 48.77 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, "Is that because I'm a blonde mommy?" And the mother responds, "Yes dear." Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, "Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!" The mother says, "Very good honey." The blonde then asked. "Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes dear." The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" And the mother responds, "No Honey, it's because you're twenty five."
Vote: has 76.78 % from 240 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Vote: has 79.52 % from 820 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, racist
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
Vote: has 67.10 % from 75 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, math, work
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
Vote: has 58.06 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, math
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Vote: has 36.90 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math