Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole.
They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole.
It kept falling down, etc.
A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily.
When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.