Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
I came here to do 2 things: work on my math skills.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have? I would have five dollars... You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny... You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.