Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass
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How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer.
At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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