Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78
78 my ass
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Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!"
The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests.
"Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.