Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Two random variables were talking in a bar.
They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2?
Student: Why?
Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny!
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.
The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature."
The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature.
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.
Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."