Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
Johnny, if you had 5$ and you asked your father for 3$ more, how many dollars would you have? I would have five dollars... You don't know your arithmetic, Johnny... You don't know my father, Mrs. Mutch...
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.