Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
Q: You know that awesome feeling, when you finally understand math? A: Me neither.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Teacher: Your behaviour reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because its’ completely irrational.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.