Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: How do mathematicians induce good behavior in their children? A: "If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.