A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning? A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: "Parking for drive-through customers only!"
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.” “Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"