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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
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Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, " They didn't last year."
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’
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