Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"