Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.