Joke #5619

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!