Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.