Joke #8126

When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. "A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"
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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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