Joke #5757

A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts. A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?" "Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"

What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!

When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.

Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?" The other blonde says,"Well, duh! Can you see California?"

Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.

Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.

A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."

How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"