How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off.
They all jump at the same time.
Which one landed last?
The blonde because she asked for directions.
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!"
A: They were both blonds.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.
The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.
An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.