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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's
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Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked." With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!" She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!" She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears. The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other. Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?" "I do not know, I thought you were watching!"
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Q: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? A: Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...
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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I'm afraid my typewriter is pregnant." The doctor asks, "Why in the world would you think that?" She says, "Because it's started missing its period."
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The most beautiful blonde woman you've ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms. He decides to see if she needs any help. He says, "Did you find the extra large condoms?" She responds, "Yes, now I'm just waiting for someone to buy some."
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How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
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