When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"