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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs? A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times." The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and f*uck the cat."
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
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