Joke #10528

When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
Vote:
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
Vote:
has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
Vote:
has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
Vote:
has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
Vote:
has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote:
has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rottweiler is humping your leg.
Vote:
has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle. "Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks. "When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe. "Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, elephant, time