Joke #10528

When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend? A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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