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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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