My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
Vote:
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii.
On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?”
The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems.
This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy.
There is only one side effect.
That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.