Joke #5810

Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!

Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.

Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''

Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.

Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.

Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.

Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.

Chuck Norris can stand the rain...

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.