Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.