Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.