Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.