Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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