Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear