Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.