Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.