Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.