Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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