Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.