Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.