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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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