Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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