Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.