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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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