Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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