Joke #6871

Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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