Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.