Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.