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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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