Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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