Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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