Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.