Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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