Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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