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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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