Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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