Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.