Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.