Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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