Joke #10679

Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Vote:
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Vote:
has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Vote:
has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Vote:
has 84.77 % from 586 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Vote:
has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Vote:
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Vote:
has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris