Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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