Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.