Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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