Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.