Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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