Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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