Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!