Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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