Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.