Joke #5873

I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.

One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"

Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.

Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.

Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

These two guys are riding in a convertible down a road in the desert, the road runs alongside a railroad as they are driving, as they are driving a train goes past, on the train a guy is on the train, clutching his stomach and grunting, his buddy leans over, and asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The guy replies, "I gotta shit real bad, and I can't reach the bathroom in time!" His buddy tells him "Hang your ass out the window, and let it fly." The guy hangs his ass out the window and the shi t flies back and hits the convertible. The guys in the convertible say "Damn, that guy on the train spit tobacco on us!" The guy asks his friend "Hey, pull over when the train stops and we'll find this guy and kick his ass". After he finishes talking the guy driving the car slows down. His friend says "Why are you slowing down, don't you wanna beat this guy up." His friend says "No!" The other guy says "Why". His friend says, "Number one, that is some of the stinkiest tobacco I've ever smelled, and number two, did you see the jaws on that son of a bitch!"