Joke #5873

I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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There are only two things to worry about: Either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if your sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well, or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have time to worry.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac? A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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