What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
Two men work in a mortuary. One says to another, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in the water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. "It was green?" "No, it was sour!"
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.