Joke #6729

Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying sprawled out on the road, seemingly stone dead. The rescue workers are all around him, but can do nothing to resuscitate him. Suddenly, a young woman in a short miniskirt forces her way through the crowd. "Let me at him, I can help him," she says. "What can you do?" ask the rescue people. "We've tried everything to revive him, and it's too late." "I can," says the woman. "Stand back!" And she promptly takes off her panties, and crouches with her crotch over the man's face. Suddenly, the man coughs, splutters, and sits up. "What did you do?" ask the rescue people, amazed. The woman says, "Blood Transfusion."
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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