Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?
A: It got pissed off.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.
As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her.
She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!”
To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
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