Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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