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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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