Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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