Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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