Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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