Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.