Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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