Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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