Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.