Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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