The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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