The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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