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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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