The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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