The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.