The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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