The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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