The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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