The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.