Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.