Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.