Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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