Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.