Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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