Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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It couldn't keep up.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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