Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.