Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.