Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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