Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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