Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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