Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.