Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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He smokes smoke grenades.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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