Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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