Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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