Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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