Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.