Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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