Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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