Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.