Joke #5915

Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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