Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.