Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.