Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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