Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.