Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.