Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.