Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.