Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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