Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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