Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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