Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!