Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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