Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.