Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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