Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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