Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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