Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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