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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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