Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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