Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.