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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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