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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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