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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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