Joke #9565

Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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