Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
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Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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