Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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