Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.