Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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