Joke #5968

Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Vote: has 74.94 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Vote: has 74.72 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Vote: has 67.68 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Vote: has 31.56 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Vote: has 75.00 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Vote: has 77.51 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris