Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.