Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.