Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.