Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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