Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Coco Puffs.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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A: Call him a racist.
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A: Her nigga runs away.
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