Joke #5966

Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"

A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"

How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.

Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.

What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.

Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.