Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth? A: All of them.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.