Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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