Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!