Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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