Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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