Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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