Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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