Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.