Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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