Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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