Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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